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Friday, August 22, 2014

My attempt at a Robin Williams Tribute

"The truth is, if anything, I am probably addicted to laughter" 
There have been so many different comments coming out about Robin Williams and the tragedy of his passing. He was a pure genius and I was so blessed to grow up with his classics making me laugh and cry. He talked about big topics... divorce, children, death, being trapped, being let down, all of it but with a curve ball. He added laughter. On screen Robin Williams and now his passing have taught me... You do not have to laugh all the time but you do have to laugh. Even in the worst of times. 
One of my friends recently moved away and to cheer each other up we started trading jokes daily or weekly just whenever one of us needed one or felt the need to share one. They are corny ridiculous jokes but it's catching on because after we share our jokes I share them with other people. It has been a hard week for various reasons (none of which will matter probably in a week or even a day but I am an emotional girl and I am still going to cry about them LOL) My co-worker immediately sent me a joke first thing this morning. Then I got another one from another co-worker. Then we started sharing them with patients and people were laughing. It put things back into perspective. I am still sad but it gave me a second to un-boggle my brain and realize there is so much good in my life to smile about. That's what Robin Williams taught me, you don't have to be happy all the time but a good laugh always puts things in a better perspective. So, in honor of Robin (sorry Robin these jokes are awful, corny and no where near the clever genius you are but they do make me smile)...

What does a fish say 
when he swims into a wall?
DAM

What has 75 balls 
and screws old ladies?
BINGO

How does a crazy person 
travel through the woods?
Pyschopath

What did the football 
coach say to the 
broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback

Why can't the bike 
stand on it's own?
It's two tired

What room has 
no walls?
The mushroom

What's smarter 
than a talking bird?
A spelling bee


What do you call the 
space between Pamela 
Anderson's breasts?
Silicone Valley


What did the man who 
invented the door knocker 
get awarded?
the NoBell prize

What did the motorcycle 
say when you told it a joke?
YamaHAHAHA

Hope everyone enjoyed my bad but best attempt to highlight the role Robin Williams and laughter have in my life. Don't forget to smile, you never know who needs it and it's the cheapest gift you can give. 

P.S: I have been writing a lot of blogs about being happy lately, any new ideas for blog topics always welcome clearly I am trying to convince the world and myself "Don't worry, be happy" :)

Monday, August 18, 2014

"This love will make you levitate"


Check out this new video that is trending nation wide. 
Lesson 1: Motherhood is going to be AWESOME... I got this we can rock out to Katy Perry, Spice Girls, Brittany Spears, Justin Timberlake, all the greats and our nights will be peaceful!!! 
All you mothers out there are probably cracking up right now but let me live in bliss. LOL

Lesson 2: It's Not Hard To Be Happy
I see this everyday. People literally ask me on a daily basis, "Are you always this happy?" I respond, "Pretty much." We all decide our fates. Happiness is the one thing in this world, you can truly control. Life is hard and it is unfair. You can spend your days scrolling Facebook wondering why me? why do I not have what she has" (It's called coveting even if its not another man's wife; its nasty envy). Or you can DANCE to Katy Perry. SMILE at people and say hello even if they don't say it back. You can LOVE people even when they break your heart or hurt your feelings. You can also WALK AWAY from stuff. I will be honest. Baby showers are one of my triggers. I love all my friends that are having babies truly but for some reason the showers get to me. I love buying gifts and taking them but I cannot sit there. So, I don't. I think my friends know I love them but I am choosing to be happy. I am choosing not to go home and cry about it. So, I go and show my love. I stay in contact in other ways. It's your choice, just be happy every day. If there are things in your job that are stressful on lunch go to the fish pond and eat. Sing out loud randomly at work even when everyone laughs at you. Raise your arms above your head and yell I am awesome. I promise this all works we do it daily at ISUPTSR. Find your thing but stop crying, stop frowning, and 
"LET'S RAGE" 
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